Look, I cannot remember when this photo was taken but it must have been a while back because:-
a) I am not the size of a whale
b) My rings still fit
c) My jacket still fits
d) My nails are painted
None of this has happened for awhile now. That stain on the bust part of the dress is still there though, don't you worry.
Target Maternity Dress
Kailis Pearl chain & Von Treskow Chime Charm
Louis Vuitton Speedy
Have you ever wondered what happens if you don't check your mail box for over a month? Wonder no more my pretties, wonder no more.
You get a lot of bills, reminder letters and overdue penalties.
I need to confiscate the letter box key from The Husband.
I took it upon myself to take charge of the bills as he seems to lose them a lot, and went to Kikki K and picked up this bad boy because I like cute folders and they make mundane jobs like bill paying more fun.
I also got this adorable baby book as at the moment I just write things in my 2012 diary but when I turf that I do not want to lose the dates of the scans, first kicks etc.
I was served by lovely blog reader, Kate, and I couldn't help but think 'why doesn't anybody ever recognise me when I look nice!?' I swear I was practically sweating and my hair was a frizzy mess.
These macarons are from The Cupcake Family in QV and were damn fine.
Two for me, two for mum and two for Grant who we were visiting in hospital that day.
I headed to the park on Sunday armed with my new John Grisham book which was bound
to be just like every single other book of his about law that he ever wrote to leave me in anticipation of what would happen next.
I swear, they are all so repetitive but I cannot get enough of them.
When you walk past Mad Mex every day, it is sometimes hard to avoid temptation.
All it takes is for me to tell The Husband that our daughter feels like Mexican and we are in that door, sucker.
I order the two soft tacos but usually take them home with me to eat in my personal privacy, away from judging eyes as I make such a mess but yesterday we ate them in store and what a laugh that was.
I feel like the staff over fill them to the extent that they do purely so that they can laugh at me trying to fit it in my mouth.
Would you look at that, a lime!
The aftermath. Not as pretty as the before shot that is for starters. What a mess.
Soon you will no longer see the third part of our marriage in my photos as The Husband is going to make the switch to the iPhone purely so that we can use the iBaby monitor and he can log in and say HI to the baby when he is at work or on work trips.
Maybe sometimes I will bring the monitor out into the living area, make sure that the camera is not facing our chaos which is bound to be there, and let him watch us play haha.
The poor little tacker will have the normal monitor and this one trained on her, like a performing monkey.
At this stage it looks as if The Husband may have to go overseas for a brief work trip not long after the baby pops out, and I am invited but I think it will be far too difficult to go so will just stay home and have my mum stay over, but it really sucks!
How good are hot jam doughnuts.
If you do not like hot jam doughnuts, please leave a comment stating this and your reason as I am yet to meet someone who does not like them.